yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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