This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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