doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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