windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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