covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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