my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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