your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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