I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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