yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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