They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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