escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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