it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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