we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
third nipple confirmed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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