But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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