he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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