your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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