So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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