When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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