He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
MIDGETS
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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