Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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