We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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