We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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