He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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