yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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