careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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