On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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