I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
