Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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