pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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