Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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