And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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