I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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