he shaved USA in his pubs
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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