Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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