YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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