i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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