I wish I could punch you in the face.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
