Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
this boner is exhausting
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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