I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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