so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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