Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's just like the Real World with babies
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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