ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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