i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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