dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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