That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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