i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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