I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Randomize
