We named our party play list daddy issues
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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