I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
