But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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