she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
