you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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